All My College Problems

When I met my to-be little during recruitment

When I heard my big was coming to visit

and I knew I had to get my tolerance up if I wanted to survive

When I get a financial aid check

Trying to act like a lady when I have my own pitcher

That one time I thought I would be fine after having a monkey head to myself

When I can’t get my remote to work & someone makes it look like a piece of cake

I finally got internet in my apartment after a week and a half!

Trying to have a serious relationship with a frat boy

When my friend insists she’s too hungover from last night to day drink

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When I’m actually trying to pay attention in lecture but the people sitting behind me won’t stop talking

When I make the last BP cup

When all of a sudden a glass of wine gives me a buzz

Playing drinking games to any movie

When my friends ask me for relationship advice