All My College Problems

Rules for our new pledge class

When my friend said she didn’t like tequila

When my friends and I get the munchies

When I’m a sad drunk

When guys brag about how much they can drink

Bago

When I drunk eat in bed

When I get to class and realize I forgot to do the reading

and there’s a quiz on it

When I realized I had a midterm Monday after bago weekend

Bago weekend this weekend!

My drunk friend always tries to get philosophical with me

and this is what he sounds like

When my roommate said she wasn’t drinking anymore :(

Yes

When a frat guy says we should hang out

Koda